Chatsworth Feces Cleanup Information Service

I am Eddie Evans and I offer Chatsworth families and business feces cleanup services. I answer my telephone at all hours on all days. I never rely on a Chatsworth answering service. Count on talking with me. I own this Chatsworth feces cleanup page. As a type of infectious waste cleanup, not a biohazard cleanup, feces cleanup can be done safely with care.

I am Eddie Evans, and I offer Chatsworth families and business feces cleanup services. I answer my telephone at all hours on all days. I never rely on a Chatsworth answering service. Count on talking with me. I own this Chatsworth feces cleanup page. As a type of infectious waste cleanup, not a biohazard cleanup, feces cleanup can be done safely with care.

I also offer biohazard cleanup services for Chatsworth families and businesses. Biohazard cleanup focuses on blood cleanup, which is often related to crime scene cleanup after homicides, suicides, and unattended deaths.

My biohazard cleanup work includes all of California as well as Nevada. Sometimes I clean after death as far away as New Mexico. I have cleaned in a total of 24 states, counting California. I work throughout Southern California, including Chatsworth.

And my Chatsworth feces cleanup shares more feces cleanup information.

My prices may seem high, but when compared to Chatsworth's other feces cleanup companies, I am "affordable" for many. This is because I do my own feces cleanup work. In any case, most businesses are happy to pay my feces cleanup fee because the alternative turns to company employees, and employees quit when offered an opportunity to add feces cleanup to their workload. Rarely does feces cleanup aid one's resume.

My feces cleanup experience includes servicing homes, vacant buildings, bars, driveways, sidewalks, and other private property areas. Cities do not use my services. I do not know what they do to meet their feces cleanup needs.

Even though I write that "feces cleanup" is not generally dangerous, it does offer some health hazards. We know that over 6,000 viruses remain in human feces. After about 28 days, it loses its bacteria content as well as viruses, but I would not rely on this bit of information. It's ancient.

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Feces Cleanup Includes

What I do:

  • I arrive on time.
  • I moisturize feces as needed.
  • I scrape or lift feces.
  • I scrub and rinse the once soiled area.
  • I disinfect the once soiled area.
  • I remove feces soiled materials from the premises.
  • I offer a feces cleanup invoice via email.

Odors are sometimes an odor in some buildings. Odor permeation arises when a room or building has poor ventilation. Once windows are opened, and the feces is removed, the building's previous conditions should begin to return. This is unlike odor problems related to death cleanup, where death's odors may penetrate cellular structures, carpet padding, cotton clothing, and so forth.

Many people do not know what type of service to seek when needing feces cleanup. The term "feces" is not a common term in many families. I find that "poop" is more commonly used. In fact, some people become extremely shy when talking about feces, "poo."

In medical settings, we find the word "stool" used to talk about feces. This term has an ancient history going back to the days of private, indoor chamber pots. Chambermaids carried off their employers' feces once the employer defecated in a pot below a 3 legged stool; hence, "stool."

Now, I did say that "feces cleanup is not hazardous." I need to clarify this comment. Diarrhea cleanup is definitely an infectious waste type of cleanup, although not biohazardous.

Does feces cleanup ever become biohazardous? Yes, when feces has blood in it, it is considered a type of biohazard cleanup. I continue cleaning up human feces as a type of infectious waste cleanup rather than as a type of biohazard cleanup. This makes a big difference when it comes to pricing feces cleanup.

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Fees

My Chatsworth feces cleanup prices begin at $250. Because of time, distance, business expenses, I cannot offer lower fees. However, when a family or business requires a feces cleanup service within 30 days of my prior feces cleanup service, I reduce the price by $50.

I call this $250 feces cleanup fee a service charge, and I include the first hour of labor as part of my service fee. I tend to ignore feces cleanup work that requires an additional 15 to 20 minutes longer. This should help to ensure Chatsworth families and businesses that I am not out to gouge them.

When a feces cleanup task takes more than one hour, I will say so on arrival. I will not begin work until the responsible party, and I come to an understanding. Often I will charge an additional $40 per hour when it is clear that over 90 minutes will be required. I try to error to my customer's benefit, that is.

I know for a fact that families and businesses resent paying $250 for a "minor feces cleanup." I understand, too. After all, "It's only feces," I'm told. And yes, it is so; it is only feces, but no one else will clean it up. And it takes me time to arrive and get home, and it takes me time and money to offer this feces cleanup service for Chatsworth families and businesses. I hear this more these days as homeless cleanup becomes part of my task.

I prefer not cleanup up a homeless property, by the way, but I do remove homeless clothing, sleeping bags, and other items soiled by feces. This is a dangerous task because some homeless people become aggressive, quickly. So, whenever homeless are in the area, I either return later or skip the job.

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